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Penti4Life

I grew up in Detroit - the worst parts.  I got mugged at gunpoint atleast once every two months and beat up for being Indian and smart atleast once a week.  I had no Indian peers in my classes or even at the First Assembly of God church I attended for the first 14 years of my life.  Everyday was a nightmare to go to school and make it back home with all my possessions (including body parts).

What I dont understand is this --- why do all these malayalee guys act like thugs and why do all their hairy ugly women act like they are some sort of ghetto fabulous groupie?  I mean, I think I've only met a few of the older mallu girls who actually act normal and with some class.  But all these freakin young mallu kids, like the MAJORITY of the PEOPLE on this site, are all so ghetto.  Even in American Malu the movie - they all are wearing baggy clothes, talking using Ebonics and listening to rap music.  How is this a malu movie?

It makes me sick really.  I grew up around this crap for the first 14 years of my life! and I always said "I never EVER want to be like them".  And I dont dress like that, I dont talk like that and I dont listen to their gangsta music and refer to women as hos.
Seriously, MALU GUYS are the biggest cowards in the world.  They talk and walk like their in some sort of gang, but as soon as they see a black guy walking towards them they start getting teary eyed and pissing solid urine from fear.  They go around and say "Yo I pulled out my gat and told that "--igga" to hand over his Escalade" when in reality he probably just presented his father with a spork and politely asked if he can borrow the Honda to go to the Orthodox Youth Meeting in Yonkers.

Seriously, and the women are even worse!  What is up with the young women these days?  Dont they know how to stay in shape and wax their mustaches?  On top of that, they all smell like Rite Aid brand strawberry body splash and go around talking about their "BFF"s behind their backs.  Indian girls are the biggest ugliest haters in the world.  They hate on their own sisters.  Too bad that this new generations of indians born in the late 80s and early 90s suck so much.  We are truly gonna miss the elegance and class of the Malu women that came before.

So to all you FAKE MALU Thugs  Malu Fugs:  KICK MY ASS IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH OR KISS MY ASS IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO SHUT ME UP!


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T-Path
T-Path: ...
What are you so angry about? I don't get it. No one is forcing you to be on this site, but you signed up just to complain about Indians? Seriously, get a job and a life.
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December 04, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
Can you not read T-Path? I'm not complaining about the site, I was stating that I dont understand how mallu kids who were fortunate enough to grow up in nice suburban communities make it a point to move backwards and act like they're from the ghetto. Growing up where I did, I was ELATED when I finally moved out of that crappy neighborhood.
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December 04, 2009
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T-Path
T-Path: ...
no one said you're complaining about the site. maybe you should learn how to read. i said you signed up just to complain about indians. no one cares where you grew up or that you are pissed off about getting beat up. there's no need to insult everyone just because you were picked on as a kid.
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December 04, 2009
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Roosa11
Roosa11: ...
Wow, man I feel bad that you got beat up and stuff as a kid but still, I don't know why you're taking it out on Indians that you don't even know. That's kind of dumb. You shouldn't judge other people, especially since you claim to be some hardcore Christian, although from your profile description I think you're just an idiot who's trying to cause problems.
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December 04, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
Forget my profile. People should know I have gripes about alot of different things. If you cant take the sarcasm or dont get the humor then whatever. But one things for sure, I've definately tried to make friends with these ghetto indians and apparently i'm too "white" for them because I dont go around and say Fo shizzle mah nizzle
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December 04, 2009
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Roosa11
Roosa11: ...
I dont know man..I just feel like you don't have a lot of friends and you'er mad at the world because of that. Your humor is dumb because your profile says things like "I talk in tongues" and other stupid things, but when you interact with other members you just insult them. Honestly, I think you're funny, but you also have problems lol
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December 04, 2009
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sammer-jammer
sammer-jammer: ...
wow i dont really knw what to say. im from detroit and go to mallu churches. your overall judgement of mallus is wrong. and christians shouldnt be like that. im a mallu girl with decency and your description...is that supposed to be funny? cause i dont find it very humorous. are you supposed to be what a "real" malayalee is? hating on all the others. i could say a lot more to you but I am a christian with values and i wont degrade anyone the way you just have. everyone has their flaws, even you. just because youve had bad experiences, you cant judge everyone else. dont judge. thats what it says in the bible. it also says forgive. and love. might wanna pick that up once in a while and actually absorb what it says in there. you seem fake to me. you seem like a fake christian. did god tell you to post this blog? doesnt look christian at all to me.
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December 06, 2009
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sammer-jammer
sammer-jammer: ...
Who are we to judge? Judgement and punishment and forgiveness are powers only God has the right to wield.
wasnt that what you said in a blog..
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December 06, 2009
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RKAVANGAL92
raykavangal: ...
okay listen, im sorry you got beat up and all, i feel bad for you, no one should go through that.
and you shouldnt be hating on the mallu's, none of the mallu's i know are like what you described there, from what i know, all the mallu teens in our community are pretty cool and respectful. we dont dress like gangster and whatnot, and who cares what they dress like? who are you to judge them? its not like you're perfect. and american malu is a good series, atleast those people take the first step forward and make us known, most people dont even know where kerala is in india, not even indians.
by mallus doing something in the entertainment industry, atleast people will know who we are. so stop judging them, and stop judging everone else. obviously you should take it into consideration that we dont live in kerala, and therefore we obviously wont act like the kids there, and some ppl there are worse than here. obviously you are going to have to adapt into where you live and whom you live around, so just by the way people dress, you cant just judge them, and you dont have the right to say some hateful message about malu's here, and not all malus are like the ones you described, so dont put us all into the same category.
i feel bad for you, and i hope God helps you through and open your eyes.
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December 06, 2009
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T-Path
T-Path: ...
i agree with everyone here. while it sucks that you got beat up, there's no reason for you to take it out on people on here. this place seems like its just a cool place for Indians to hang out, not get insulted. i don't understand how you claim to be such a devout christian when your insulting anyone who doesn't think like you...
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December 06, 2009
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dang bro no offense and I'm not gonna write a paragraph and waste this space but you are a fruit end of story. http://www.4shared.com/dir/140...aring.html enjoy the music thank you lol
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December 06, 2009
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shanej023
shanej023: ...
Hey idiot... you got put to gun point in the city ive been living in all 18 years of my life.. yet I have not gotten put to gun point once? I suggest you stop lying about stuff... or you were probably doing some pretty shady stuff if you were put to gun point. Also 2. Don't stereotype Detroit Malus and all Malus as a whole. We don't all talk like thugs and even though we listen to rap etc we know our boundaries. We don't crap our pants every time we see a Kalu. 3. Most Malu girls are nice and dress up well so don't talk trash about them.
Well that's just my opinion and what I have experienced 18 years of my life. BTW I currently live and go to college in Detroit and I'm loving it for the most part.
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December 06, 2009
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sammer-jammer
sammer-jammer: ...
youre full of bull..how much of this story is true
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December 07, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
No no, my parents were just not middle class, so I didnt grow up where you did, you moron. And yes, my profile is satire but not fake. I am a Christian but I dont have this literal/fundamental idiotic approach to the bible like some sects practice. My message is beyond the understanding of you 17 year olds. Grow up.
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December 07, 2009
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Roosa11
Roosa11: ...
I'm sorry man but you're an idiot. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but you keep saying stupid things. You're profile is not a satire, it's just stupidity. "I scream and dance at church and speak in tongues?" And then you come on here and tell people that they're not real Christians or whatever other crap you said? And then you say you're not some fundamentalist? You're just full of contradictions and I'm sure you're offending a lot of people with your stupid "satire". Seriously, I don't believe your story about being beat up in Detroit anymore, because from what I can tell you're just here to start trouble and say stupid things.
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December 07, 2009
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shanej023
shanej023: ...
First off, if you think for a second that intelligence and understanding is age-based your a ------.(I hope you can finish that sentence) Second off, don't just come and dis other religions "literal/fundamental idiotic approach to the bible." If you think for a second that you are right in that respect you may need to seriously look into your own religion. Just saying.
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December 07, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
Do you little kiddies think I'm the only person in the world that doubts the sincerity of Pentecostalism? According to the Economist (yes, its a real magazine but I'm sure most of you dimwits have only heard of Cosmo, People and Vibe) over 50% of Pentecostals around the world have claimed to either be possessed by the devil or know someone who has. You know why? Because most of them are fake and attribute their defects and wrongdoings to something supernatural. God forbid its actually due to the fact that they are bad people.
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December 07, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
And to Indian Orthodox people, I say you're all fake too because it seems you all go to church just to show off your clothes and most of your "youth meetings" rarely discuss God, but just a cover up to tell your parents. 90% of these Youth Retreats are just parties and short guys with no game trying to pick up fat Indian girls with mustaches.
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December 07, 2009
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Dabonzrkazt
Dabonzrkazt: ...
u kno wat penti, i agree with u ....most of the mallus i kno r wat u describe which is y i cant hang out with them....and the "youth bible study" excuse has been used many many times and if anyone says its not, then they're going to them with their parents..
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December 07, 2009
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shanej023
shanej023: ...
Ok bro first of all I have heard about the Economist (its a pretty good magazine) not everyone is as dimwitted as you are and think the youth only reads Cosmo, People, and Vibe (Once Again YOU are Stereotyping)... second of all most magazines are biased meaning they don't say the whole truth. For example you said over 50% of all Pentecostals believe they have been possessed by the devil or know someone who has? Why not look at the sample size or the geographic distribution on that? Also why do you have to hate other religions? You show absolutely no respect to other religions at all. And you need to relax on attacking the youth for what they do today.. I mean look at you for example.. you're wasting your time on a website to talk trash about other people. I just think you need to relax on the insults and look at yourself for a change. Anyways I'm not going to waste my time responding to anymore of your bs remarks.
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December 07, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
So Shane, you've HEARD of the Economist but you obviously never read it. Its hands-down the most UNbiased magazine out there. Ask anyone. Second, this was an article that took 3 years to write, based on WORLD Religions and WORLD WIDE statistics. From US to AFRICA to CHINA and back again. So hows that for sample size and geographical distribution?
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December 07, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
Wasting my time on a website? Lol. Okay guy. I work harder than any of you and when I get time I write a BLOG where I spill my thoughts to anyone who is interested in reading it. If people comment on it I take time to respond. You have heard of a blog havent you? Its a place on the WEB where you can write anything you want, including your opinion. Its not "fighting" on the internet. Thats what you lame kiddies do.
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December 07, 2009
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shanej023
shanej023: ...
Ok Last comment. I have read it and it is not hands-down the most unbiased magazine out there... i do however admit it is better than most but nonetheless is still biased... also how many people in all did they use in their study? If the study was all that globalized, what method of collecting data did they use? Regardless of the geographic distribution there are other factors.
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December 07, 2009
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sammer-jammer
sammer-jammer: ...
"short guys" and "fat indian girls with moustaches". "idiotic approach to bible" i dont mind people giving their opinion but when its insulting people that are close to me, it disturbs me. didnt god make these people that youre insulting? so youre not just insulting us, youre insulting god.i feel sorry for you.
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December 07, 2009
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Roosa11
Roosa11: ...
Wait, Penti so now you're saying you're not some hardcore penti and that you hate pentis just as much you hate every other religion? So again, I ask what is your point? You make no sense. You hate Indians, you seem to hate all religions, and you're just here to start trouble.
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December 07, 2009
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Cinoy
Cinoy: ...
Hey Penis4life,

How about you get the fuck outta here and go fuck your white trash before i blow them up like 9/11.
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December 25, 2009
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jt2345
jt2345: ...
lmfao dude you're hilarious man. everyone just cool the fuck down.this guy is just trying to start drama to get a few laughs. damn, never met a malayalee rascist bastard like this. penti4life, you're hilarious. especially your WTF NIVLA one. I just don't get why you insult your own people, if you hate our culture, either abandon it or improve it. There is gossip, evil aunties and all that bullshit but, there are positives such as our communities are closer. If you're serious about the article you posted, you should stop being an inconsiderate bastard and improve our people. There is corruption within every culture no matter what race, you fuck. The difference between our malayalees and others is that our next generation bastards are not proud of the positives of our culture like respect and our beautiful language. You should learn the positives and help destroy the corruption.You're hilarious but if you're seriously bitching man, this little bitch on a website is just going to help you get hung from us malayalees.
MALAYALEES CINDABA.
EE PENTI4LIFE POORI MONAY KOLANUM!!!
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December 27, 2009
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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
this is too funny. apparently on vampii, you can only write a blog stating your opinions if you are Gandhi and intend to make a change in the entire community. The change I choose to make is to embrace my REAL culture and heritage and avoid ghetto idiots and their hater girlfriends. none of u are gonna scare me away from expressing my opinion...and i dont want to hear any more nonsense about internet fighting...this from people who make up fake names and leave anonymous posts. i can atleast respect the few who are not hiding behind the default avatar.
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December 29, 2009
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