So my wife (or as some of you may call her "my fag lover" or "my white trash bitch" or "imaginary spouse" or even "who the hell would marry you??) is taking this advanced level chemistry class. 

Her class is small (about 15 students) and quite mixed in terms of age range, the majority of the students being 18 - 20, with a few in their late twenties and even a couple of people who are over 35.  She's been going to this class since the end of January.  On the first day of class I asked her how it went, and she said "Fine, but there's a group of 18 year olds that just snickered and laughed in the back of the classroom the entire lecture.  Our professor seems to like them since they're bright kids (they had taken a previous chemistry course with the same professor), but even he was getting irritated, and he's a pretty laid back guy'.

Of course immediately, I went on my tirade about stupid young people and said, "I bet they're Indian!"  My wife responded and said "Actually, there's one Indian girl but the rest of her friends that she's snickering in the back of the room with are white."

When my wife came home from her next class, she said the same thing, that the lecture material was fine, but the kiddies in the back was annoying her and the other older students.  Furthermore, she added that the Indian chick keeps staring at her.  Now, here I will break from my writing to give you, the reader, a chance to snap your fingers and proclaim "Oh please, tell your wife not to sweat herself, ain't nobody wanna look at some ugly loser who married penti4life! Psshhhh!"  ..................................... Ok, are you done? Shall I continue?  Cool.

So what happened the next class?  My wife comes home and goes on Facebook and sees some random Indian girl, last name Varughese, sent her a friend request.  Scrutinizing the profile picture, she saw that it was this same annoying girl from her chem class.  My wife thought, "How the hell did she know my name?  I never even spoke to her and we didn't even have one of those go-around-the-classroom-and-introduce-yourself sessions on the first day."  She decided to put off accepting the friend request just to see if Ms. Varughese would atleast say hi the next class.

When she went to the next class after that, Ms. Varughese didn't even bother to come up to her and say "Hi" or introduce herself to my wife or even at least look up and smile.  My wife also figured out that Ms. Varughese got her name off the attendance sign-in sheet the teacher passes around the classroom each lecture. 

Now, in my opinion, this is just weird.  It's not like people sending friend requests to random strangers just because they are affiliated with a particular interest or group.  This is someone in your class that you have been staring at and snickering at for 3 days .  Is this common amongst you 18 year old "Malu" chicks as u like to refer to yourselves?  I think that girl's a total loser and she needs to get a life.  If she finds my wife interesting for any reason, she should have just introduced herself properly.  My wife has become fast friends with a young Pakistani girl who affectionately refers to her as "Dee", and that girl actually went up to my wife and introduced herself politely.   Young Malayalee girls are just so stupid and immature.  The class following that, my wife came home super irritated because Ms. Varughese and her friends were so busy goofing off in chem lab, that they knocked over boiling chemical solution all over the countertop, which seeped over onto my wife's lab notebook, ruining it.

Was this some sort of vengeance for denying a friend request?  Who the hell knows.  Either case, if it were me, I'd get them kicked out of lab, but my wife is unfortunately nicer. 

Thank God, I'm done with school.  I dont think I can stand to be in the same room with you dumb teenage malayalee chicks so many days during the week.  There must be something wrong with the water here in the US after 1986.  So many of you people born after that year are "sofa king wee todd did".  It's not even a question of immaturity.  Go to school to learn, not to get attention, you butt ugly bottom feeders.  Is that why malayalee girls stare so much?  Cuz they're in general so goddamn ugly that when they see a malayalee/Indian girl that is actually easy on the eyes, they can't believe their beady little (or bulging) eyes???

Can someone provide me with some sort of insight on why you people stare so goddarn much at other Indians?  Why can't you mustached mamacitas just go up and say "Hi"?