I was really upset when I found out about Vampii Group Awards.  Here's my tragic story...

I was browsing Vampii today when I noticed that people get Group Awards.  So I decided to create a group and I still didnt get an award.  When I contacted the administrators of this site they told me that creating one group isnt enough, that the award goes to the member that creates the most.  So I created another group, but apparently that wasnt enough to win either.  When I complained again, they informed me that other members have created 12 groups and such, and also that I have to join alot of groups too to get the award.  So, I said fine, and tried to join some groups and its TOTALLY UNFAIR!  As a devout born again Christian, I dont agree with some of the subject matter and goals of 98% of the Groups on Vampii.  Its not fair that I cant join these groups due to the inevitable punishment of suffering God's wrath in the fires of Hell.

What will I tell Jesus when I get to Judgement Day and He pulls out his Book of Life and tells me that my name came up on Vampii.com's "Party Animal" member list?  How can someone like me ever win this award when there is no Bible approved groups I can join?

Joining Vampii.com has been the most devastating experience of my life. 

I rebuke you Vampii.com!  I Forsake Thee!