Stop Writing Me Love Letters, Dumb Vampii Girls

I know I'm the most good looking guy on this site, and probably the most good looking Indian Mallu guy in the entire universe and Beverly Hills, but please....Okay, I log onto this site maybe once every two weeks to write a blog and respond to any emails and now I'm really gonna have to make an official announcement to all the stupid girls on this site. LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP SENDING ME EMAILS TELLING ME YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME, AND PICTURES OF YOU WITH YOUR UGLY HEAD TURNED TO THE SIDE WHILE YOU SNAP A PICTURE ON YOUR 2.0 mgpixel CAMERA PHONE!

I AM 28 YEARS OLD AND NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOUR PRE-PUBESCENT HAIRY ASS.

No, I dont have FACEBOOK or MYSPACE and I am not interested in you asking me to send you a friend request. Every time I log into this site, there's atleat 20 emails from stupid 16 to 19 year old girls who think that I'm gonna date them. And stop writing me in stupid upper and lowercase alternating characters like this girl [------------] who wrote,:

HiYa!! LoLz oN yOuR bLoGz!! hOw oLd R u??? wHeRe iN wEsTcHesTeR dO yOu LiV??

How the fuck do you even write a whole email like that? I hope you put as much effort into studying.

And, [-------------------], are you fuckin serious???? You want me to date you but your parents cant know?? Get outta here you moron, grow up, or go date that kid Wilson from American Mallu.

And to [------------------------]: STOP SENDING ME YOUR DUMB FORWARDS AND HOROSCOPE LOVE MATCH SHIT!!!

And honestly, these idiotic love letters from the stupid girls on this site is worse than the humorous "Im gonna kiss your fuckin ass" emails I get from you short guys on this site. Seriously, what the fuck do you guys eat??? Why are all of you like 5 ft tall?? You're gonna tell me your gonna kick my ass.

In conclusion: UGLY UNDERAGED GIRLS LEAVE ME ALONE. AND TO THE BUTTPIRATES ON THIS SITE, YOU AINT EVER GONNA BEAT ME UP, SO STOP SENDING ME EMAILS.

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Feb 2, 2010 Posted by: Penti4Life |

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malubrokerage: ...

this was actually one of your funnier posts...good job Penti lol

February 03, 2010
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Admin: ...

Okay, Penti, if you're such an adult, atleast show some sort of decency and refrain from posting the names of the members who wrote you various unwanted emails. I have removed them to protect their privacy, and really dont do it again. Secondly, dont send me an email complaining about how I dont remove comments directed at you from other members to protect your privacy...you asked for it.

February 03, 2010
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Roosa11: ...

Ok this one was funny, if it's true. Not sure I believe it though, because it doesn't seem like there's dumb chicks like that on this site. Guys, yes. Definitely a lot of dumb guys here lol

February 03, 2010
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SM: ...

Okay, idiot, you don't have to insult the girls on this site, and honestly, i dont even believe that any girl would ever want to date your stupid closeminded grumpy ass. also, asshole, you spend alot of time insulting malu girls and you probably tell them to back of cuz you're gay, u stupid idiot. who do you think you are? ive been reading your blogs for and all u do is make fun of malu girlz and u dont know what ur talking about u homo. we're not smelly and dirty and hairy, i dont know what sort of girls u hang around with probably ur smelly hairy sisters.

February 03, 2010
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dj thoorafication: ...

I thoorify on u, u shithead penti4life. fuck you!

February 03, 2010
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lbj: ...

i'm sure any girl would want you! you need to get over the fact that you have no friends and get over that you will never have a malu girl or any girl!!!

February 04, 2010
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Roosa11: ...

lol, and Penti gets yelled at again...

February 04, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

ok.so i dont get it.are malu girls not good enough for your high stature.youre either gay or have a thing for white chicks. theres nothing wrong with either of the two.and your family. your mom just happens to be a hairy malu lady and your father happens to be 5 feet tall. dont assume we're all the same.
wow i cant believe theres desperate malu chicks running after you...

February 06, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

i highly doubt you talk like this in real life.probably scared youll get beat.

February 06, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

by the way.do you have a job? or is this all you do for a living. people like you crack me up. you make yourself sound so dangerous and powerful online when in real life youre just weak and scared.

February 06, 2010
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ih8tpenti4life: ...

penti, ur a dick and normally if u wrote something, id be the first to slam you, but gotta agree with u on this one. 16 year olds should know better than to be writing a guy 12 years older than them asking for a relationship. they do this cuz short mallu guys who cant get girls their own age go out with little mallu kids who are still in HS. You all know who you are..dont deny it. can i get wah-wah to all my pygmy brothers out there???

February 06, 2010
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Penti4Life: ...

Sammer-jammer, all I have to say to you is...thanks for the dog advice on the vampii forums. Siberian huskies are cool. Geez, either you are a tree hugger that promotes a dog in every home or just suffer from ADD. You go from calling me gay and a white girl chaser to offering me puppy shopping advice. Oh, and do you condone pedophelia? Are you calling me gay because I dont wanna go out with a 16 year old? I sure get your blood boiling, dont I? 3 comments in a row...2nd blog that you did this. Maybe me noticing that will finally get you to shutup.

February 06, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

nope. i had a siberian husky, best dog ever. and youre not gonna get me to shut up. of course no pedophilia and im not saying those girls are smart either. just stop putting down a whole race

February 06, 2010
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tim jones: ...

haha do guys actually send you "I'm going to kick your ass" messages? That's kinda funny...

February 06, 2010
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ilovepenti4life: ...

penti man you're fucking hilarious bro. seriously no joke. i have no hatred towards you. have you heard of paul varghese. hes a malayalee comedian. you probably could end up being one.

February 06, 2010
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Toby816: ...

I just laughed my ass off after reading this blog. Thanks, Penti! Ur hilarious. I agree with u too. And dont mind the hate on this site, keep the blogs coming. u can give paul varghese a run for his money.

February 07, 2010
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vampire: ...

danggg pati4life uh i mean penti4life your such a drama queen....go pay your bills man...im pretty sure your not a penti so I'm not going to spend my time replying to your hate post because your just not worth it

February 10, 2010
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MyZipperisStuck: ...

wow, why does everyone gang up on penti just because he wants underaged girls to stop writing him....lot of pedophiles on this site.

February 10, 2010
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Roosa11: ...

I love how all the people who support penti4life are "guests". I'm sure it's just Penti supporting himself lol

February 10, 2010
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Penti4Life: ...

Hey, Roosa, be fair! The people hating on me are "guests" too, except for sammer-jammer, who has been harrassing me on every blog I write. smilies/cheesy.gif

February 11, 2010
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jason: ... http://I don't have a life, that's why I'm on vampii.

Penti4life: If there is one thing I look forward to most on this site, it's not american malu, it's reading your posts and comments.

You are one of the funniest people I haven't met and the fact that people take your purposely funny comments seriously, just make it all the more hilarious.

Lastly I have question: Does anyone even know what vampii means??

February 11, 2010
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tim tebow: ...

jason...there's this cool thing called the internet nowadays...here let me Google that for you:

Click Here

February 11, 2010
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shawnj: ...

Vampii means "website" in malayalam

February 12, 2010
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give a frog a loan: ...

I just asked my mom if she went on the shaadi vampii lately and she said "Eh? Wompii-o? Athuh enthuah?". Thanks, shawnj, for making me look like an idiot and get yelled at for being on the internet instead of studying.

February 12, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

do you ever write positive blogs. or better yet, why dont you have a whole blog insulting yourself. id find that quite funny and im sure others would too.

February 12, 2010
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Penti4Life: ...

Sammer-jammer, are u still on ur period? Aren't u chicks only supposed to get one every month? Why r u so obsessed with me? I'm already married, sweetheart, so move along.

February 14, 2010
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sammer-jammer: ...

how can you be so cocky? youre just like those malu guys you describe in your blogs..
you dont deserve a husky. go get a fish or something.
im obsessed with proving you wrong. im a christian person with values. and the things you say really give a bad impression of christians. even of penticostal people and im not even penticostal. you just put down whole groups of people. id love seeing you insult yourself once in a while. go ahead and insult the people you knw but stop generalizing. so the only reason I stop there and not continue to insult you is because although its hard for me to accept, god loves you too.

February 17, 2010
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tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo: ...

i think you and sammer-jammer should get a room already haha!!11!!

February 19, 2010
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JASON THE CHIL MENA: ...

I LOVE MY INDIA!!!!!

I played basketball with nivla recently, I got his autograph.

April 11, 2010
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