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She's written back:

Subject, have a nice working days (WTF does that even mean?)

My dearest,
          thanks for the love and understanding, am very happy to read your mail, but i need your help so that i will regain back my fund before the bank will take possesions of it or maybe the govt of my country may take notice and decides to invest my money in that useless country, because i never wish to return back there again, meanwhile, since you said that the bank says that they did not see the name that i gave to you i think the best thing is for me to come over to you first so that both of us can join hand togethere and now go the bank direct and sort out this problem, i,m just given an idea so i dont know how you see this idea of my so i will like you to get back to me soon so that i will know my stand over here in the camp because i really want to be out from this place. (Longest run-on sentence I have ever seen) i think its going to be better this way to avoid any mistake, but we have to submit a concrete proofs and evidence to make sure the bank is dealing with us direct and no other third parties involved.
               I am very sure that the bank will attend to me as soon as i go with you face to face to their office and submit those documents to them.contact you tomorrow for the transfer, please let me know immediately what you have in your own mind so that we will join our heads together and solve this issue forever.
Thanks for your good hearts and understanding towards me, god will package a blessings for you soon and will create a mighty open doors for you. (Her close personal relationship with God is pretty cool, I guess). Remain blessed.
Yours Sincerely,
Nancy.

My reply:

My Dearest Love Nancy who I will spend the rest of my everloving life with forever and ever,

  Yes, I think the best idea would be for you to come here but it will be hard to get a Visa to come to the US.  Are there any other suggestions?


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Penti4Life
Penti4Life: ...
lol. You should tell Nancy that you want to break up with her because you met another woman in a refugee camp named Sophia who has two kids. And tell her that your heart tells you that even though you love her, you're obligated to help Sophie instead because you want those innocent kids to have a better future. BTW, has she even asked to see a picture of you? Did u send her the red beret wearing mohanlal?smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif
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December 05, 2009
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Roosa11
Roosa11: ...
HAha, no she didn't ask for a picture, but she loves me already. That's a good idea about Sophie, I might do that when she writes back...smilies/grin.gif
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December 05, 2009
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