Tomorrow is my dad's 65th birthday and he rang me up and asked me to go to Malayalam church with the family (Pentecostal).  So I just got back a few hours ago and I need to share with people what the stupid pastor at my old church said.

Ok, so all you biatches on this site that hate me and my views, press the back button on your browser and don't read this blog....Simple solution, right???  Instead of reading things that you find offensive and leaving anonymous comments.  For the others who appreciate what I write, continue.

So my wife (or as some of you may call her "my fag lover" or "my white trash bitch" or "imaginary spouse" or even "who the hell would marry you??) is taking this advanced level chemistry class. 

An autobiography of Penti4Life!!!!!!!

I know I'm the most good looking guy on this site, and probably the most good looking Indian Mallu guy in the entire universe and Beverly Hills, but please....

I listened to some of this Indian hip hop guy's music and I'm just like what...the...f---???

I grew up in Detroit - the worst parts.  I got mugged at gunpoint atleast once every two months and beat up for being Indian and smart atleast once a week.  I had no Indian peers in my classes or even at the First Assembly of God church I attended for the first 14 years of my life.  Everyday was a nightmare to go to school and make it back home with all my possessions (including body parts).

What I dont understand is this --- why do all these malayalee guys act like thugs and why do all their hairy ugly women act like they are some sort of ghetto fabulous groupie?  I mean, I think I've only met a few of the older mallu girls who actually act normal and with some class.  But all these freakin young mallu kids, like the MAJORITY of the PEOPLE on this site, are all so ghetto.  Even in American Malu the movie - they all are wearing baggy clothes, talking using Ebonics and listening to rap music.  How is this a malu movie?

It makes me sick really.  I grew up around this crap for the first 14 years of my life! and I always said "I never EVER want to be like them".  And I dont dress like that, I dont talk like that and I dont listen to their gangsta music and refer to women as hos.
Seriously, MALU GUYS are the biggest cowards in the world.  They talk and walk like their in some sort of gang, but as soon as they see a black guy walking towards them they start getting teary eyed and pissing solid urine from fear.  They go around and say "Yo I pulled out my gat and told that "--igga" to hand over his Escalade" when in reality he probably just presented his father with a spork and politely asked if he can borrow the Honda to go to the Orthodox Youth Meeting in Yonkers.

Seriously, and the women are even worse!  What is up with the young women these days?  Dont they know how to stay in shape and wax their mustaches?  On top of that, they all smell like Rite Aid brand strawberry body splash and go around talking about their "BFF"s behind their backs.  Indian girls are the biggest ugliest haters in the world.  They hate on their own sisters.  Too bad that this new generations of indians born in the late 80s and early 90s suck so much.  We are truly gonna miss the elegance and class of the Malu women that came before.

So to all you FAKE MALU Thugs  Malu Fugs:  KICK MY ASS IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH OR KISS MY ASS IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO SHUT ME UP!

There are not many Christian Rock artists out there and I'm against Kanye and his music.  But I must say that all this negativity aimed at him is something I'm even more against.  Who are we to judge?  Judgement and punishment and forgiveness are powers only God has the right to wield. 
I'm against all you non-Christians and Hindus ganging up on Kanye.  He is a Christian and his father is a Christian counseller.  I cannot ever think that anything Kanye would do is wrong. 

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